Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by Tom §. (A) on July 28, 2007 at 18:33:53

so like, this lame old couple goes to visit their spoiled ass adult children in the big city the children are like "HI MOM AND DAD!" but they're really like "whatever...." they send the old people to some kick ass hotel but the old people are like "WTF?! Where's the shuffleboard?" they leave the hotel and the old lady shacks up with her dead son's widow and they're like all emo and stuff while the old man goes and gets hammered with his buddies the old people go back home the old man has a wicked hangover lol! the old lady dies of something and the children all pretend to be sad and stuff one of the kids is late and the rest are like "DUDE! so not cool" the late kid gets all emo at the funeral the old man gives the dead son's wife a watch and she gets on a train and leaves

Tom §. (quite certain that generational values movies should be mandatory watching every generation)

Edits: 07/28/07