Films/DVD Asylum

Who here will admit to "Zombie Strippers"?

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mr grits

I love a good, stupid movie and this one more than fills the bill. Beautiful strippers become flesh eating zombies one-by-one then begin to eat the clientele while making obscene amounts of money for club owner, Robert Englund.

Jenna Jameson, who reads Nietzsche in her dressing room, becomes first infected and starts the orgy of flesh eating that consumes the entire club over time. Only the core group, with the aide of a killer marine squad, finally overcome the zombie threat.

Naturally, we have lot of flesh throughout this work of art in various states of decay. Lots of funny lines and over the top acting complete this camp exercise in cliches and gratuitous bouncing breasts.

My favorite dialog:

Marine officer: What did we just stop?
Luscious Marine Sergeant: Armageddon, sir!
Marine officer (speaking to bystander): That's right and she killed Satan with a stick.
Luscious Marine Sergeant: Just doing my duty, sir!

Follow Ups:

Apparently you missed my post on Central... - mkuller 20:54:59 12/10/08 (0)
...I didn't think it was appropriate for "Films" and since it had previously been discussed at Central....anyway...

Ok, I confess, I rented it...

...Zombie Strippers.

But hey, I didn't mean to. I went in to rent a movie for my wife and I to watch Saturday night. The two I had in mind, Step Brothers and Wanted, were already gone.

And here was this one on the bottom shelf looking up winking at me.

So I carried to the counter and got in line behind a couple of women.

They got up to the checkout counter and were discussing the plot of Zombie Strippers with the spikey-haired checker, and laughing.

I said, wait, don't spoil any of the plot details.

They said, you aren't really going to rent that are you? I held it up to show them and they just went out the door laughing.

The spikey-haired checker said she watched it with her roomamates and was surprised how bloody and gory it was.

When I got back into the car, my wife was appalled, but not surprised. She decided to read the newspaper.

So here's my review, BWK - there are a few chuckles during the first third of the movie, but then it gets pretty boring from there.

If your idea of a good time is to watch Jenna Jameson and a few others pole dance topless, and then again in zombie make-up, this is the movie for you!

I turned it off at 11PM when the news came on and missed the ending.

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