Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by free.ranger (A) on June 08, 2013 at 21:35:07

You don't have to admit anything here, but I have to. I saw all 5 of these flicks and liked the story; not so much the acting. I sat through the last one a few weeks ago to close it all out, and get my merit badge.

The female lead through all 5, Kristin Stewart, was like watching a train wreck. That in itself gets entertaining in a way.

This brings me to the 2010 spoof flick "Vampires Suck", based on the "Twilight" series. Saw it on the toob a few nights back, and I'm glad to report that it was a hoot. The girl playing K Stew has her nailed to the wall! All of the stuttering, halting, twitchy speech patterns, eye juking, and rapid head bobs were copied. Her vampire lover is "Edward Sullen"; Jacob, her wolf admirer (the dude with the abs fetish), is gay, etc, etc.

Very funny and satirical. Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 4, but if you saw any of the "Twilight"s, do yourself a favor. Watch this as the final act, and purge "Twilight" from your brain. Kind of like a mental enema.