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Why are the bad guys such lousy shots?

You expect this from some old John Wayne flick, but I thought Hollyweird was getting more realistic. Over the weekend, there some a fairly recent Chuck Norris flick on and I swear, none of the bad guys could hit him, ever, none of them. Ol' Chuck just stands there firing away, killing 20 bad guys at a time and not one of them with their machine guns on full auto can even scratch him.

Then, Chuck takes out another 3 or 4 in a split second while doing a diving tumble in the air and before he hits his feet. Simly amazing!


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Topic - Why are the bad guys such lousy shots? - Rod M 14:14:56 10/08/02 (21)


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