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In Reply to: A perfect movie posted by rico on December 5, 2003 at 10:31:59:
Hemmings character drives up to his studio, and as usual, there is nowhere to park
He eventually finds a spot half a mile from number 39 and the Rolls is promptly clamped by an eagled eyed policeman
5 minutes later, the convertible top is slashed, and his camera gear is gone
He is mugged on the walk back to his Studio
Gets there somewhat shaken to discovered the smart Card on the door wont recognise him and there is no way to get in as it was all sci-teched a decade earlier
Calls the freedial number from his mobile and the engineer comes out and defuses the locks 10 minutes after its started raining
Walks in to discover demand notices for overdue mortgage payments as the old pottery barn/studio is now worth over 2 million pounds, and he earns almost nothing as a photographer
Two pretty girls arrive on his doorstep, one with a Court Order demanding restitution and damages for his verbally abusing his photography models; the other is a detective with an arrest warrant for the attempted rape of Jane Birkin, a minor
The murder never happens in the Park because they arent allowed to walk on the grass
Eric
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