(spoiler? who cares?)
Okay, I got the premise. Something happened and "the Zone" became an area where strange things happened. One must get past security troops to enter and tread lightly to visit a "room" that can allow the visitors their most desired wish once you leave the Zone. So....
We spend over two hours watching them mince towards their objective exchanging intellectualisms and insults while creeping, crawling, and taking unexplained naps while surrounded by water. They finally reach the "room" which brings on more intellectualisms, scuffling, and an attempted bombing?
Suddenly, we end with a young child at a kitchen table doing a psycho-kinesis thing and FINI!
So, that's entertainment?
Who will champion this celluloid wreck and give it meaning?
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Topic - "Stalker": Need you be Russian to be entertained by this? - mr grits 10:20:16 07/18/07 (6)
- RE: "Stalker": Need you be Russian to be entertained by this? - Rod H. 11:00:46 07/18/07 (5)
- Just because Russian novels are a mile long doesn't mean their films should be, ugh. * - mr grits 13:28:04 07/18/07 (4)
- RE: Just because Russian novels are a mile long doesn't mean their films should be, ugh. * - Maril555 05:11:12 07/20/07 (3)
- Which of his films should I try next? - mr grits 09:24:38 07/20/07 (2)
- "Mirrors" and "Solaris," not forgetting that "Andrei Rublev" is one of the - tinear 14:21:22 07/20/07 (0)
- RE: Which of his films should I try next? - Maril555 10:17:45 07/20/07 (0)