Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by Chris Garrett (B) on August 08, 2002 at 13:21:42

In Reply to: Review of Signs...not the next Hitch! posted by reddmadder on August 04, 2002 at 09:29:44:

Game over.

Take a bead on that inverted teardrop shaped head and blast it back to Alpha Centari. Get the kid's Super Soaker Deluxe (tm.) and acid wash the whole lot of them, like a good pair of Levis (tm.)
Where was that American ingenuity? The 'middle eastern cities' had to figure it out and save our sorry asses. Where the hell was Al Haig? The NRA? The spring water manufacturers with their squirt bottle sports packs?

What if the kid didn't have asthma, maybe he could have run away or actually helped his uncle, who did all of the freakin' work, BTW. Plus he forgot about his dog and basically offered her up for a nice appetizer. Nice guy. He should have been gassed at the end.

Chris