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Posted by mkuller (R) on August 28, 2005 at 11:54:32

In Reply to: If you'd like to imitate an Emperor penguin, sign up here... posted by Jeff Starrs on August 28, 2005 at 04:45:48:

...a penguin is driving his car down the road and all of a sudden it starts making a funny noise. He sees an auto repair shop and decides to stop and have it looked at.

He stops and asks the auto repair guy to check it out and says he'll be back shortly. The penguin walks down the street and sees an ice cream parlor. He goes in and orders his favorite, a vanilla cone.

As you know, penguins have very short arms, so as he's walking along eating his ice cream, he's getting it all over his face and the front of him - making quite a mess.

He goes back to the repair shop and asks the auto repair guy what he's found. The auto repair guy says, "It looks like you blew a seal".

"No," says the penguin, "It's just ice cream."