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In Reply to: be careful out there.... posted by late on January 15, 2002 at 14:53:19:
He was working undercover in a butcher shop, and a woman was testing for freshness by sniffing between the legs of the chicken. Belker says "I'd like to see you pass that test, lady!"
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When Belker forgot his mother's birthday, Miss Davenport gives him her brooch and tells him he can pay her for the replacement. He grabs her hands, looks her straight in the eye and says, in the most earnest way possible, "Miss Davenport, you're as far from a dirtbag as they come."
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