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In Reply to: It would be a proper subject... posted by Victor Khomenko on February 11, 2002 at 05:18:25:
...designer of audio equipment. I didn't know you were an accomplished American screenwriter.Unfortunately, the story was about a figure (not speed) skater, so we'll have to have Kevin Spacey play the lead. Unless it was a woman. Then Nancy Kerrigan could get that big-screen acting credit she has deserved ever since her hosting stint on SNL. What is wrong with the casting directors?
I can't wait to see that movie. Especially the big scene where she finally gets the Olympic gold medal, even though one of her knees is broken by her rival's husband. She goes out and skates her routine on only two legs. And the crowd goes WILD!
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I'd say your version has some merit too, but mine has a twist.It was suddenly discovered that our hero, since he had three legs, also had not just one, but two.... well, you know what.
It was therefore decided that he should be allowed two spouses - thank to the tireless effort of the same Tom Hanks lawyer guy.
So they all live happily - our hero, his Julia wife and another spouse played by George Clooney.
If you think this is good, you should hear some of the speeches I wrote for Brezhnev.
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