Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by brewthunda (A) on April 06, 2002 at 08:44:01

In Reply to: Re: Movies You Hate To Admit You Like posted by Dman on April 05, 2002 at 21:55:42:

The best was the Indian tribe - all played by Japanese.

Bell: Could you tell me what tribe this is?
Chief: We are...Indians.
Bell: Yes I see that, but what Indians?
Chief: You don't think we are Indians?
Bell: No, no, no, I just uh...
Chief: We have teepees!
Bell: Right! I see, but...
Chief: Look at all these teepees we have. Because...we are...Indians
Packer: Yeah, they have teepees.

[The trappers get interrupted while singing a song.]
Humphrey: Oh, Stop!
Noon: That's sick.
Frenchy: I agree. Nutter, you were singing in the wrong key!
Nutter: No I wasn't. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in Eb minor.
Frenchy: The song's in F# major!
Bell: I think they're the same thing. I mean, Eb is the relative minor of F#.
Frenchy: No, it isn't. The relative minor is 3 half-tones down from the major, not up!
Noon: No, it's 3 down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.
Loutzenheiser: But isn't A# in C major?
Bell: Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales, or something?
Frenchy: A# is tonic to C major. It's the 6!
Humphrey: No it isn't!
Swan: Well, it'd be like a raised 13th if anything.
Frenchy: Oh well. You guys are just a bunch of loser diggers anyhow!
Humphrey: Oh see. You know we're right!